Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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