I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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