I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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