My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
she looked like the before picture.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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