I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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