every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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