Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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