wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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