I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
