he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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