I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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