After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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