I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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