Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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