Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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