she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
But break dance skills will only take you so far
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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