How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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