I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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