Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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