but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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