Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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