SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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