all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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