Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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