My boss' voice literally gives me gas
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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