I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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