If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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