I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
there is glitter all over my balls
Randomize