It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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