: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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