Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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