I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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