So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Please don't give away my fajitas
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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