she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
