u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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