Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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