didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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