you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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