The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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