Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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