i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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