I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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