he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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