i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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