Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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