i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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