marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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