A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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