It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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