Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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