lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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