How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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