I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You were trust falling into bushes
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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