we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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