You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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