This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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