I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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